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I might talk about how old I am, what I look like, and what I do for a living. (I'll try to be truthful!),
Oh thank you tripod, for that wonderfull happy joyus and disgusting entrance, how about we pull our heads out of the acid jar and take a look at reality! I'm not going to tell you ill-spawned children anything, because I'm not stupid!!!
I might also include some information about my personal history: where I grew up, where I went to school, various places I've lived. If I have one, I'll include a picture of myself engaging in an activity I enjoy, such as a sport or hobby.
Yeah, while I'm at it here is my social secruity number, my drivers licence, my birth certificate, and my credit card information! Yeah, fuck me with identity theft, because I'm a little stupid perky web writer. You wanted my fucking opinion on the world, so here it is;
"IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!"
There, are you happy now? You got what you were promised here so piss off!!!
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This is where I am going to dispose of your stinking maggot infested corpse thre weeks after I kill your stupid ass! |
Your final resting place:
Here is where your stinking corpse is going to be dumped. Yet this most certainly won't be your final resting place in fact. No, no, no, the bear two miles down stream will feed on your bloated carcass, your finall destination will be a pile next to a tree!
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Favorites
Here's a list of some of my favorite movies:
Jules and Jim, Manhattan, Breaking the Waves
Here's a list of some of my favorite music:
Nirvana, Frank Sinatra, Ibrahim Ferrer
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